WHEN INFINITE GROWTH ON A FINITE PLANET HITS THE WALL, WE’RE GOING TO NEED A SAVIOUR

WHEN INFINITE GROWTH ON A FINITE PLANET HITS THE WALL, WE’RE GOING TO NEED A SAVIOUR

Most things on planet Earth grow. It’s just that some grow bigger and faster than others.

The fastest growing is the bacteria Bacillus stearothermophilus which can double in size every 10 minutes, while mountains, being dependent upon periodic tectonic shifts, are arguably the slowest. In the world of plants, the sequoia is both the fastest and tallest. As for the mammals, blue whales grow fastest, while humans grow slowest. The red kangaroo grows the most, increasing its birth weight of 1 gram some 81,000 times to a maturity weight around 81kg.

The dictionary defines ‘growth’ as the process of increasing in size – be that economic, physical or personal. However, comedian George Carlin added a caveat, saying he was all in favour of personal growth ‘as long as it doesn’t include malignant tumours.’ American environmentalist Edward Abbey was on the same page. ‘Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.’

Some humans are obsessed with growth. Mostly, they are the ones who already have the most and want much more. Meanwhile, economists drone on about the growth in GDP, big business and politicians spruik the mantra of growth in jobs, the Reserve Bank babble on about the rate of inflation, while the common man simply bemoans the increase in the price of beer. Whatever your position on the pyramid of wealth, the song remains the same – growth, growth, growth.

However, surfers have a different mindset. Growth doesn’t affect us; we’re only interested in catching waves. Well, that may have been true once, but since the release of The Endless Summer we’ve proved ourselves to be just as addicted as the rest of the asylum’s inmates. Today’s grommets have more boards in their quiver than most elders have had in their lifetime and no matter where you live, the ever-increasing crowds are mind boggling. Even if you live in Tasmania.

The reality is, that globally, surfing has grown 35 per cent in the past decade, with turnover predicted to reach $5.5 billion by 2027, and like everything else on the planet it’s on the verge of total gridlock.

Back in the days of The Endless Summer there appeared a man of vision. Someone who saw how fast the sport was growing and how he could grow by it. His name was Phillip Dexter who must rank as surfing’s innovation GOAT. He was behind Big Surf, the world’s first wavepool that opened in 1969, smack bang in the middle of the Sonoran Desert in Tempe, Arizona. It was to herald a new era. Delivering waves for the planet’s majority while unlocking a financial pipeline for the planet’s minority.

Today there are some 15 wavepools scattered around the world, many in the most unlikely locations. From the desert of Waco, Texas, to the volcanic island of Tenerife, from the middle of the Swiss Alps to the shores of the Persian Gulf. A variety of technologies owned by a variety of players pump out waves at a rate up to a thousand per hour.

And at a price of around $60 an hour to surf them, the pipeline is going gangbusters. So much so there are 15 more under construction, 50 in the planning stage, and millions more sloshing around inside surfers’ heads.

Which brings us back to the beginning – is growth finite? The answer to that conundrum, depends upon the resources we have left.

The idea that infinite growth can continue on a finite planet is the blind faith of maniacs. That it’s nothing but a deluded fantasy doesn’t appear to bother us. We’ve been sold a pup by a cohort whose sole aim in life is to be richest person in the cemetery. But their demise may be closer than they care to think. According to best science, unless we rapidly change our ways, the future is not the sort of place any of us will want to be – except multi billionaire Elon Musk – who seems hell bent on bailing to Mars anyway.

We need a new Phillip Dexter, another innovator with a vision for the future. Someone with a plan that brings growth into check and allows Planet Earth to recover. But such people are notable by their absence. There’s none in the high-rise offices of George Street in Sydney, even fewer in the halls of power in Canberra, but I do know one who lives in the West End. Not the west end of London, but on a rock at the eastern end of Bass Strait.

His name is Addy Jones.

At home on Flinders Island, Addy grows – and catches – his own. Photo SA Rips

If you’ve watched the Patagonia series Farm Boys, you’ll already be familiar with Addy. He’s the one who hides behind shades and a dreadlocked beard and believes ‘We’re all put on this planet to serve – in some way, shape or form.’ A student of the pioneer of permaculture – Tasmanian Bill Mollison – Addy bailed from the Byron Bay scene a decade or so ago, bought a chunk of coastal scrub on Flinders Island and turned it into a sustainable ‘off the grid’ lifestyle that just so happens to include its own pointbreak. He produces his own food, cures his wombat tenants of mange, creates surf craft from other people’s rubbish, maybe has a haircut once a decade, never throws anything out and is one of the most optimistic and content human beings you’ll ever meet. And he gets to surf a lot.

(Left) While lineups elsewhere swarm with surfers,Heath and Addy have mastered the art of quiet surfs on their own. (Right) The neighbours on Flinders dropping by for a snack. Photos SA Rips

Sounds like the sort of guy the planet needs to guide us out of our spiritual wilderness. Let’s be honest, if The Donald can be elected to make America great again, why can’t Addy be elected to do the same for the planet?

Because the Donalds of the world won’t have a bar of it, that’s why. Such a crazy notion would see constant growth come to a screaming halt and their financial pipeline shut down.

The planet desperately needs a saviour, and if we choose to listen to innovators like Addy, why can’t surfers be the ones to lead the way?

Long live the revolution!

WHEN INFINITE GROWTH ON A FINITE PLANET HITS THE WALL, WE’RE GOING TO NEED A SAVIOUR

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